wouldn't it be great if i could just scoot myself around places? almost if it was like i was wearing pants that had wheels? and i could have business meetings on the go? and use the photocopier without moving a muscle?
well, look no further - it's "The Chariot," designed by Exmovere.
I can't stand Zac Efron. No real reason, just cause he is everywhere here in the UK and promoting that ridiculous movie '17 Again' where apparently 37 is so old that you 'wish' you could do-over your glorious teen years.
Ok negative rants are now over. Thanks for listening.
Let's stop glorifying the young. Generation G or whatever their new name is. So they grew up with the digital world. Big friggin deal. What else have they done? Ok I sound bitter. I am.
But my bitterness has recently intensified when the other day I was in a training session and the 'Grad' James, who is 17, was invited to join presumably to learn. But turns out it was so we could use him as our sample of one. After every slide James was asked.....James do you blog? James do you watch TV anymore? James do you load videos to YouTube? James do you Twitter?
James you are so amazing, you do stuff online.
Seriously I wish I was born in this generation when apparently 'existing' is enough to make an impression. Never mind that they are all going to be socially retarded because they only communicate with each other online or via mobile. Or the fact that half of them can't spell properly because of their text language.
I feel better now that I got my age crisis out on 'paper' :-)
if i had a great big half ear of corn right now. and afterwards a great big ice cream for dessert. not to mention a great big toothbrush for after the meal. and a great big tennis racquet for a bit of exercise.
i'm wondering if A&E is looking for me. it's upfront time again in the advertising/media world. they must be looking for peeps in "the biz". i don't think anyone else cares that they are the 4th largest cable network, really.