this morning, i got to work at 7.30am. uuuuuggggghhhhh. here is the conversation i had in my head enroute to work:
me: hmmm...i'm definitely going to need to stop at starbucks this morning. i'm going into work early, i deserve a treat. plus, i'm going to need the caffiene. maybe it'll even get a venti...
other me: a venti? are you out of your mind, woman?! we're talking a pint of milk here, not more espressso. don't even think about it. step away from the venti...
ps - per the oracle of starbucks, moving my order from a grande to a venti takes me from personality type 'fat' to personality type 'schmuck'. sigh.
2 comments:
Um, yeah. what you were looking for was a "grande with an extra shot." slightly reduces milk consumption, yet increases caffeine intake by 31.7%. guarantees annoying "MORNIN!!!" outbursts and caffeine crash by 1PM. Until you build up a tolerance, that is.
um you are seriously in need of a good misto talking to! What were you even thinking....venti. just plain wrong.
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