two fish and a flame

i have an irrational fear of mayonnaise. a compulsive aversion. i can't even look at it, let alone be near it. i found this photo v...

those poor mets - five teams in the n.l. east and they couldn't squeeze them in?

this headline made me do a doubletake. in case you are wondering, they are: doors, beeps, photos, phones & wheels. who knew?

i couldn't use any more meetings, but my meetings could sure use more donuts. 

i forget where i saw this, but it made me chuckle.

new age bracket. sigh.

i know i *just* started up the blog again, but - alas - i'm off for a bit. heading down south for some fun with the fam. see you ...

this just might be my favorite jam with a xylophone:

from a company dubbed "bad idea shits," this one is one of my faves. don't worry, she's fine.

what a headline! since TFAAF is a family friendly blog, we just couldn't post the pic. you'll just have to google it. one wor...

if vermeer's girl with the pearl earring were a facebook profile picture, it might look something like this. 

i'm late to the party with this jam, but i can't stop dancing to "call your girlfriend," by robyn. here is a fantastic rec...

this is hilarious...billed as "the best of pintrest, without having to look at the pictures," the pictureless pintrest twitter...

...a roadtrip makes. hard to believe that it's been one year since i embarked on SMurph Across America . did a quick update on my stat...

assuming i have any readers left out there, this little gnome is back! i know - unacceptable that it's been two months since i'...

a hot dog-stuffed pizza?? what more to say but who approved this?

now, i'm not hating - i love the jerz. but who wants to win a trip to jersey city, frommers? what kind of prize is that?

this is a bit old, but still lovely. a family in germany has been collecting eggs & decorating their tree for decades - stunning!  ...

not too long ago, her majesty was attending a function honoring seniors at a local county hall. in the next room, a couple were getting ...

...brought to you by mt. rushmore and the great presidential ruler. ( with a special sho ut-out to SRB! )

that today is not only presidents day, but also the birthday of chuck e. cheese. the big 3-5...aren't you a little old for you own estab...

really mötley crüe...a kia ad? sigh.

is something that is the same price as before really on sale? 200 = 200, correct?

that is largest grater i have ever seen. why would you need that? giant wheel of cheese?

now did i *really* break the internet, cnet?