so true

if vermeer's girl with the pearl earring were a facebook profile picture, it might look something like this. 

separated at birth?

i've been noticing a lot of people lately, wherein i think, "that reminds me of..."

first up, this sponsored story was served to me on facebook as part of one of their case studies. this dude reminded me of phil collen of def leppard fame.

question

now, why would facebook think i should get and ad for an upstate new york pet bird club?

hmm...

stat of the day, part deux

78% of Facebook photos are of drunk people

good one, FB - usually i question your targeting, but a gnome ad is spot on.

d(og).m.v.

now why didn't i invent driver's licenses...for dogs?!

sigh

oh, facebook. i thought we were over all those insulting ads...

a dating ad featuring a sleeping man cuddling with a newborn baby? really?

facebook, you know me too well

why yes, i am interested in:

> ad exchanges

> cats

> elegant cocktails

dear facebook

this might be the creepiest ad i've seen yet on your site.

a fetus, in the womb?

really?

speaking of facebook...

if you're not sure how it works, ask the nearest teenager. or, feel free to call this winery and they will guide you on this fun online gathering place. what service!

kittens!

my friend's status made me chuckle:

if only kittens could tattoo.

(thanks, JR!)

good work, facebook

very good use of targeted ads. why yes, i would likely be interested in "funny lionel t-shirts."

really?

come meet stepdad mick jones?

now, if you said come meet my sister's ex-girlfriend and her alcohol monitoring bracelet you might get some takers...

just a sayin'.

um...

i can't think of a better coupon than 50% off pole dancing classes. in newark.

can you?

this is why i screen my calls (part deux)

now this is a game i can get behind...

my new obsession

is australian singer-songwriter kate miller-heidke. caught her opening for ben folds this week and she was fantastic. check out this quirky, amusing ode to facebook (warning - salty language):

i suspect you'd be a pirate...

flossy!

i do hope that one of the free samples are these glittery acrylic nail tips.

in a pickle

this cracked me up...a facebook friend recently joined this group:

"Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback [sic]?" - i despise nickelback, so i certainly hope so!

hurry!

wait, only 33 year olds get uggs today?

and i only have 3 minutes?

casting?

somehow, i think this creepster will be scaring moms, not enticing them to apply for scholarships.

but, what do i know?