ouch

from a company dubbed "bad idea shits," this one is one of my faves. don't worry, she's fine.

who approved this?

a hot dog-stuffed pizza??

what more to say but who approved this?

question

now, i'm not hating - i love the jerz. but who wants to win a trip to jersey city, frommers? what kind of prize is that?

question

is something that is the same price as before really on sale? 200 = 200, correct?

big cookin'

that is largest grater i have ever seen. why would you need that? giant wheel of cheese?

fanciest crafternoons ever

macaroni jewelry is a staple crafternoon growing up. alas, these are dolce & gabbana!

not sure how much the catwalk creations cost, but i'm sure you can craft your own for a fraction of the price. in fact, instructions can be found here.

funny?

i suppose this $1 gag gift would be funny...if anyone used white out anymore. i'd hate to be that marketing department...oops.

question

now, why would facebook think i should get and ad for an upstate new york pet bird club?

hmm...

ewwww

grody to the (pepsi) max!

who knew?

...that you could pick up a parakeet or hamster for 99 cents? bargain.

bonus: who knew there were more than one variety of hamster?

who knew? (part deux)

that you could pick up a pregnancy test at the 99c store?! what are the odds this is accurate?

really?

just so i'm not mistaken, fergie ferg...your christmas card greeting is your dog peeing "happy holidays" on your husband. do i have that right?

hmm...

now, why would i be interested in this non-story?

phew!

apparently, there was an internet hoax proclaiming that jon bon jovi was dead. thankfully, he & his coiffe are alive & well in new jersey.

partisan tea

my mother thought it would be amusing to send me iced tea...from rush limbaugh. i'm not one for politics, but it's pretty tasty.

wow

first, this headline was amusing...but the mug shot was amazing...

who knew?

according to adweek, the #1 most shoplifted item around the holidays is...wait for it...filet mignon!

who knew that so many peeps were stuffing raw meat down their pants and high-tailing it out of the store?! so meaty.

can't. look. away.

this is straight up bizarro. not sure what it has to do with panasonic or the olympics, but i couldn't stop watching.

maybe i'll adopt a cat...

separated at birth?

when did thom yorke turn into tom petty?