fact

two words i cannot spell / type out for the life of me:

segment, to which i like to add a 3rd "e" for flair - segement

caterpillar, in which i frequently misplace the first "r" - catepillar

d'oh.

um...

how is this a good idea? d'oh.

oh, snooki

in all fairness, i didn't read this story. but, it certainly is a doozy of a headline! she really needs to be more careful.

oh, IT

i found this cleaning out my work inbox...a back to scool sale. come on, IT - set your spell check to automatic, will ya?

fall into the crap

don't get me wrong - i heart the gap.

they probably comprise a good 42% of my wardrobe.

but this logo fiasco is ridiculous. fail.

literally? literally.

now really, don't we all literally feel like a cow about to moo sometimes?

cheese, please

here is a semi-imaginary conversation related to the above (while getting pasta for lunch):

me: may i have some parmesan cheese?

counter woman: sure [hands over a packet]

me (in my head): no, parmesan cheese, not a wet-nap. i don't want a moist towlette, i need cheese.

me (thankfully in my head): d'oh

d'oh, channel 4

certainly i do not want to make light of potential terrorism or incidents...but i do enjoy a good professional typo every now and again:

and while we're at it, didn't we waste taxpayers' money to rename it the RFK bride?

gimme an H...and a U and a G and an H

i guess the sharpie didn't come with spell check?

can't work it

well, i've never gotten this from youtube before. hope the monkeys are right on top of that, marcel.

oh mini eggs where are thou?

easter is just not easter for me unless i've had my cadbury fix. specifically, creme eggs and mini eggs.

in florida, however, they were nowhere to be found. sure, you can get "robin eggs" like the above, but i'm sorry, that just won't do. thankfully, new york is on top of it and i have procured a stash.

ps - remind me to tell you about the time i got mini eggs up my nose - d'oh! let's just say there was chocolate in my kleenex. i know, i know - ew.

d'oh

this always cracks me up - when peeps get busted for driving in the HOV with a mannequin. check out the get-up on this one, recently pulled over by the cops on long island. i think the scarf is a nice touch.

mistaken identity

poor rip torn, arrested for allegedly inadvertently breaking into a bank, blindingly drunk, with a loaded pistol.

he claimed he thought that he was in his own house. i couldn't fathom how you could mistake your house for a bank, but thankfully tmz shed some light:

dirty?

apparently "the beaver magazine" had to change it's name to "canada's history...formerly the beaver." turns out, beaver is dirty or something and is subsequently being confused with porn.

oops!

sounds like something right out of candid camera. d'oh!

is it drafty out here?

wait for it...

for a split second...

i thought this read ralph nader's doo-wop party. now, that would be a sight to behold!

hello winter

now how did this happen? 30s? really mother nature?

ah, stupid criminals

note to self - if i every become a fugitive, do not update my status as to my whereabouts.

mmm...mushrums

this might go well with the baken pizza. also, is parsley really a main ingredient?