left or right?

hazing hijinx from the dallas cowboys.

goodbye, dear pet

hello, memorial candle.

oh, behavioral targeting

now facebook thinks i'm from boston.

hey, kenny g

i didn't know you were a mets fan.

michael jackson or...

or, 3,00 year old egyptian bust?

(with apologies to sweet pleats for borrowing the "or" format.)

rebranding?

molli-coolz by any other name are dippin' dots, no? they didn't take off the first time around...

still not a fan

sorry, but i'm still not loving the anklet sandal of this season.

who knew?

apparently, putin likes to hang round sans shirts all the time.

oh, shirtless putin.

boxers or briefs?

1. i love this headline.

2. that is a really catchy nickname; just rolls off the tongue

speaking of eyepatches...

it's mr. potatohead pirate edition!

(thanks, SC)

i wish

...my "ad lifestyle" involved Cristal & racehorses.

everything tastes better with...baken?

for all you meat lovers out there, we've got several pizza options - pepperoni, sausage, meatballs, chicken, ham and..."baken." yum.


(excellent spot, RB!)

where you at?

i'm intrigued by this ode to fast food locales. warning it will get stuck in your head. there's also a sweet remix.

(thanks, JR)

just how huge are we talking?

i like the idea of one "ridiculously huge coupon."

i'm picturing one of those giant publisher's clearing house or price of right checks.

really?

really new york? 2017? thanks.

fitting...

for the meatpacking district. just don't call it MePa. please.

this little gnome...

is home and finally back in new york for a change! had a great trip across the pond. enjoy some bizarroness from foreign shores below.

you disgust me

wonder if this name calling campaign on the dublin trash cans is working?

my first mobile

oh yes, this is a real cell phone. for 6 year olds.

save the bees!

while i was in london, i caught a provocative documentary on the bbc about the plight of the honeybee. did you know that our bees are disappearing? and suffering from a global epidemic called CCD - colony collapse disorder? and that a related book is the #19 best selling non-fiction book at heathrow airport?

and i was worried about swine flu

i think this was the most bizarro pic i snapped on the trip. and it was at the boots pharmacy at heathrow airport.

travel advice? perfect.

medicines check & prescriptions? how convenient.

chlamydia screening????

this little gnome...

is off to dublin to see U2 and then onto london to see her peeps, so i probably won't be posting for a while. 

maybe i can convince the other fish and the flame to start posting again...?

bizarre love triangle

who knew there was so much drama at the zoo? harry has left pepper for a female widow named linda. linda has now been branded a "homewrecker." you can't make this up, kids! 

where the wild things are

i know i will likely be reprimanded by a certain librarian for having never read this book, but i think the trailer for the spike jones adaptation looks fantastic:

i also enjoyed the write-up on stuffwhitepeoplelike, here.  and yes, i do "feel a ticking timebomb whereby [i] must read the book in advance of the movie." 

hey gap, it's summer

it hasn't felt like summer much in new york. but that is no excuse to have back to school in the windows, gap. it's still mid-july!