Sunday, August 16, 2009

*meh*


i'm going to say it...not impressed. there, i've said it.

YoNYC #29


it's been nearly 2 months since i've had a YoNYC - what a disgrace! but, finally home for a change.

hit summerstage in central park for the first time. was an...interesting...show. martha wainwright, who i love, and a dance troupe. in nude body suits. forget interesting. bizarro, indeed.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

i'm back


...from LA, the highlight of which was sitting behind geraldo and his fifth wife on the plane.

enjoy some observations from the west coast below.

things that make you go hmmm...


i've always wondered...who is blow drying their hair while they are still IN the bath? and why are they blaming it on children?


...and things that make you go mmm


i heart coffee bean and tea leaf vanilla lattes. heaven.

how do i get this job?


how exactly does one become a model ship builder for ritz-carlton hotel rooms? tres crafty.

who approved this? (bad mixology edition)


clamato is wrong in and of itself. but bud...plus...clamato? how is this a good idea?

i don't think i can support their claim of "la combinacion perfecta."

(thanks, SRB!)

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

hey, kenny g


i didn't know you were a mets fan.

michael jackson or...


or, 3,00 year old egyptian bust?

(with apologies to sweet pleats for borrowing the "or" format.)

rebranding?


molli-coolz by any other name are dippin' dots, no? they didn't take off the first time around...

still not a fan


sorry, but i'm still not loving the anklet sandal of this season.

who knew?


apparently, putin likes to hang round sans shirts all the time.

oh, shirtless putin.

Monday, August 3, 2009

boxers or briefs?


1. i love this headline.
2. that is a really catchy nickname; just rolls off the tongue

speaking of eyepatches...




it's mr. potatohead pirate edition!

(thanks, SC)


i wish


...my "ad lifestyle" involved Cristal & racehorses.

everything tastes better with...baken?

for all you meat lovers out there, we've got several pizza options - pepperoni, sausage, meatballs, chicken, ham and..."baken." yum.


(excellent spot, RB!)

Sunday, August 2, 2009

where you at?

i'm intrigued by this ode to fast food locales. warning it will get stuck in your head. there's also a sweet remix.



(thanks, JR)

just how huge are we talking?


i like the idea of one "ridiculously huge coupon."

i'm picturing one of those giant publisher's clearing house or price of right checks.

really?


really new york? 2017? thanks.

fitting...


for the meatpacking district. just don't call it MePa. please.