Wednesday, September 19, 2007

alternate careers

i came across a book a while back in the humour section called 'crap jobs' - it was part of a series, i think, which included 'crap holidays' and 'crap towns'.

i was at the airport yesterday and would add to their list the newest jobs in aviation - liquids patrol: 'any liquids or creams? any pastes or gels? any liquids, creams, pastes or gels?' ad nauseum, while issuing regulation sized plastic bags. you would also have to answer questions like, 'i have aftershave - does aftershave count?' without rolling your eyes.

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