really?

just so i'm not mistaken, fergie ferg...your christmas card greeting is your dog peeing "happy holidays" on your husband. do i have that right?

why i heart the queen

she takes the train to get home for the holidays...just like the rest of us. well, first class, of course.

hmm...

now, why would i be interested in this non-story?

must be nice

wow. when i was 22, i think i was making 0.02% of this. sigh.

phew!

apparently, there was an internet hoax proclaiming that jon bon jovi was dead. thankfully, he & his coiffe are alive & well in new jersey.

my new obsession

...are open-top buses. i went on 3 in 3 cities over the course of the last month. maximized efficiencies by hitting all the highlights and fresh air to boot. love.

partisan tea

my mother thought it would be amusing to send me iced tea...from rush limbaugh. i'm not one for politics, but it's pretty tasty.

wow

first, this headline was amusing...but the mug shot was amazing...

double fortune

what are the odds that i'd get the same fortune back to back from two different restaurants?

guess who

oh, tiffany. what happened to you face?! age is not kind...

stat of the day

39% of smartphone users are using their smartphones in the bathroom.

stat of the day, part deux

78% of Facebook photos are of drunk people

who knew?

according to adweek, the #1 most shoplifted item around the holidays is...wait for it...filet mignon!

who knew that so many peeps were stuffing raw meat down their pants and high-tailing it out of the store?! so meaty.

dedicated

some might consider it depressing, but i've always loved reading dedications on park benches, trees, etc. i stumbled upon this one near the boat house in central park earlier this year -- precisely around the time i needed it most.

ghost mash-up

surprisingly, i've never seen the movie ghost. hopefully the bazillion times i've seen ghostbusters more than makes up for it. slimer was in both, right?

(image via this isn't happiness)

this little gnome...

has been a busy little bee! last up, san francisco. but, back home and hopefully blogging again...it's been a while.

everywhere you look

oh hey, uncle jesse.

can't. look. away.

this is straight up bizarro. not sure what it has to do with panasonic or the olympics, but i couldn't stop watching.

so true

sad, but true.

maybe i'll adopt a cat...