Wednesday, October 3, 2007

The Venti




All I am going to say is why? Anybody who orders a Venti and doesn't get at least an extra shot of coffee is a complete muppet. Even more so if the barista tries to save yo' ass and encourages you to get an extra shot and you say no. You are literally drinking a cup of hot milk. It has ceased being coffee people. Plus according to the Breast Cancer Fund about half of the milk Starbucks uses is from cows injected with growth hormones. So not only are you a muppet you are probably going to die faster.


P.s. What the hell is Starbucks doing. I would like my coffee without cancer thanks.

3 comments:

bizarro gnome said...

i see your venti rant. and i raise you the woman in front of me this morning who ordered a 'weak venti' - that is, even less coffee in her giant cup of hot milk.

bizarro gnome said...

also, if i can just vent about this morning's less than optimal s'bucks experience...

i'm sorry, but you do not put your D-team on during the morning rush. i'm familar with the management style of 'sink or swim,' but if there is a line of 13 and it's reaching the door, it's time to call the A-team back in.

pandora's box said...

I want to know why the cup featured says Leay Ha.

Is that starbucks for Yeah Ha, getty-up Venti!