5 stars? i think not

so, here at two fish and a flame, we love funny signs. however, we came across a not so funny one in a recent stay in a very expensive - and famous - hotel. above is a snap of the sign. below is it's wording. the last bullet is the kicker, if you ask us. i'm glad they've added 'please,' but eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!

BEWARE OF INSECTS

When the weather is hot and damp, please:

- Keep the windows closed when the light is on.

- Use the provided insecticide spray against the insects.

- Please, on no account crush them on the walls. The stains cannot be removed.