it's called rush hour b/c we are in a rush

so, i would like to know who approved a photo shoot in my subway car this morning? rindonks.

it was a chick with chunky bangles being photographed - supposedly nonchalantly. there was the photographer, make-up artist and lighting assistant. the photog kept shouting things like, "relax your mouth" and "why don't you try to look more natural?"

oh really? a photo shoot on the subway in the height of rush hour isn't natural?

ps - depending on how the frames were shot, i may or may not be in the background of these pix. please look for bizarro gnome coming to a getty images near you...