thanks to TFAAF readers MB & Yr. Fav. Librarian who passed along "Mad Men Yourself."
ideally, i would have been a glamourous socialite (left) back in the day. but, in reality, i probably was a donut-eating everywoman (right). and will you look how much wider my hips appear b/c of that donut.
check it out and mad men yourself too here.