oh, craigslist

given my recent returned obsession with the strokes, i've been scouting tix to their show at msg on friday. always a few gems to be had on that craigslist:

I'm looking for someone to go to the strokes show with. i'm 35/m, laid-back, interesting, heavy into indie music, etc. i don't have tickets; i'd need you to pay for your ticket but i'll take care of tracking down tickets for us, drinks are on me all night, and if we get along the next show is on me.

Come on folks, there are TONS of Strokes tickets out there. Nobody wants to see these idiots, it's not 2001 and a Strokes concert isn't getting anybody laid. Show is in two days. Stop trying to get over face for these things already or you are going to eat them. Thanks for your time.