this voicemail is now diamonds

continuing my fondness for mr. oldspice, check out his voicemail generator:

unfortunately, i wasn't able to post my audio clip, so you'll just have to play around and create your own here.

(shout out to JW for appreciating this find)

fun with color

need a color swatch? you can play around with different combinations via the "color scheme designer" here. 

fun with avatars deux

i forgot i had made this one.  

here is simpsons me! 

fun with avatars

for shits & giggles here is my inner M&M. you can become your own M&M here. this was obvioiusly made for me, as i would have left out the dog.

coming to a venue near you

last in london shared this with me - a band name generator. we love a good generator here at TFAAF (see links below), so this is a good edition to the genre. you can include your own words, so naturally i went with 'bizarro'. while 'gnome' didn't come up, these ones did:

Bizarro Breast and The Fatty Energy

Bizarro Surface

Bizarro Cow

Bizarro Agent and The Cadillac

Bizarro Colonel

Enslaved Bizarro

Bizarro Identity

Bizarro Panic and The Raid

Bizarro Clone

Limp Bizarro

the last is far too close to a band that currently exists (anyone for a Bizkit?). but, i'm partial to swapping a few up - say, Agent Bizarro or Colonel Bizarro. but, i feel like that is better suited to a fringe solo artist (think Captain Beefheart) vs. a band. 

that said, it could have come up with Bizarro Nickelback. and you know how i feel about them - i could never love a Nickelback fan.