so your cat wants a massage?

this has to be one of the BEST youtube vids ever:

there are are so many fantastic things about this video, including, but not limited to:

> her crazy swayze eyes

> the blazer she stole from suzy orman

> encouragement such as, "good for you! use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun" and, "we touch all the time. so, why not be the best at it?"

> impromptu simon & garfunkel

> warnings such as, "caution! either they like this. or, they don't"

> a MAJOR whisker watch alert!

> the visual of "prominent chest muscles"

> "who's the best cat in the uniiiited states...?"

> the randomly edited, "BORING!"

i can't possibly go into the tail massage - you'll just have to watch that part yourself (2:30).