oh, 2011

i don't know about your feelings, but 2011 kinda blows. not only is it the year of mugatu, but the above just about sums up my 9 to 5.

maybe it's just january? or winter? my horoscope was so promising. sigh. maybe i'm no longer a pisces afterall...?

TFAAF all up in your googles

that said, the highlight of my week last week was when a colleague googled mugatu and yours truly's block was the first source for a mugatu image. she even said, "wait a minute, i know that website..." which made me chuckle.

way to represent, mugatu. way to represent.

(thanks, MB!)

mugatu wednesday!

i am really hoping that 2011 does not turn out to be the "year of mugatu" - sigh.

so your cat wants a massage?

this has to be one of the BEST youtube vids ever:

there are are so many fantastic things about this video, including, but not limited to:

> her crazy swayze eyes

> the blazer she stole from suzy orman

> encouragement such as, "good for you! use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun" and, "we touch all the time. so, why not be the best at it?"

> impromptu simon & garfunkel

> warnings such as, "caution! either they like this. or, they don't"

> a MAJOR whisker watch alert!

> the visual of "prominent chest muscles"

> "who's the best cat in the uniiiited states...?"

> the randomly edited, "BORING!"

i can't possibly go into the tail massage - you'll just have to watch that part yourself (2:30).

i think i'm taking crazy pills again

i know we've had this headline and visual before, but it bears repeating. last time it was van ramblings, but this time, it's official - bizarro gnome is taking crazy pills again.