sergeant sasquatch

i didn't think that i would need the yeti label again, but here is a yeti hanging out in nyc with the nypd. 

scarily bad (skymall edition)

we have previously professed our love of crap gifts and, in particular, those featured in skymall. here's one of my new faves - for the low, low price of $98.95 you can have your very own "Big Foot the Garden Yeti" sculpture.

described as follows: With his characteristically big feet, our over two-foot- tall Garden Yeti will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative gardening style!

double take? how about doubling over in laughter...or even crapping their pants in terror?